JACK BANDIT

Jack Bandit is a world renowned scotch drinkin', cigar smokin' playboy, philanthropist, socialite, house music producer, and just all-around bad-ass! He once beat the Dos Equis guy in an arm-wrestling contest. When he's not busy enjoying menage a trois and succumbing to a hangover, he'll occasionally meander into the studio where he'll write chart-topping dancefloor burners that jacks shit up!